If they spell "pharmaceutical" wrong, I'm supposed to believe their drug knowledge is legit?

If they can't even spell "hello" correctly… why would anyone give them money? Who's to say they won't spell your street name wrong, too, when they ship out your "VlÁGRRA"?

Who's the idiot who looks at a From: name like "Absenteeism A. Neighborhoods" and thinks, "oh, don't I know an Absenteeism? What's his last name again… it's definitely not 'Boroughs'... that MUST be him!"

Forget the drug stuff, clearly, people are just looking for a bargain. What I really want to know, is: who is dumb enough to take a stock tip from the genius who writes a sentence like, "We Told last week at 1.20 and now its $2.10 and we think it goes to $4.00 on expected news this week." They can't even speak English and they have inside information? Riii-ight.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: it's a good thing spammers are so terrible, 'cause if they were good… they'd be billionaires, all of 'em.